Dear Mac Users,
Welcome to the first blog dedicated to how preposterously amazing Macs are.
Emergency cesarean sections, the foiling of terrorist plots, curing cancer, and cold fusion are but a few of the amazing accomplishments achieved by MacBooks every day. Here at MACBONER, you can share in all the transcendent glory of these electronic adonises.
I am currently incarcerated (at my own will) for some last-minute combat training before deploying to Afghanistan. A fellow inmate and Naval Officer is sharing the experience with me, and our lack of bandwith here has poignantly highlighted how utterly useless life is without constant and repeated Mac use.
We have devolved into a state similar to a heroin addict on his 3rd day of rehab. This constant separation from our BFDs (boner facilitation devices, e.g. MacBooks) has created panic episodes otherwise known as "Macattacks".
Please stay tuned, as our first vignette will detail the selflessly heroic act a Mac Boner reader's MacBook performed recently: saving a child from the path of an out of control tractor-trailer.
I hope you have a Mactastic day, and a truly satisfying Macboner!
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